The phenomenon of the culturally relevant Christian musical performance group has reached a new high.
Californian ministry “The Fathers House” have put on a gangster-rap style performance, advocating the “Christian Side-Hug”, which avoids the sinful “Front-Hug”.
Is there an inconsistancy in promoting a type of hug that avoids sin, while being dressed up as gangsters - associated with violence and agression? Judge for yourself.
The video follows. I tried to find the lyrics but couldn’t, so I have extracted them myself, purely for my own education. They are below the video. I’m not sure if they are all right, I welcome any corrections.
Enjoy while you can because I think the police are after them and they might be shot …
CHRISTIAN SIDE-HUG LYRICS
Gimme that Christian side-hug, that Christian side-hug
Gimme that Christian side-hug, that Christian side-hug
I’m a rough-rider, filled up with Christ’s love
Gimme that Christian side-hug, that Christian side-hug
The are the easy rules so, pay attention its essential
This aint no front-hug zone, you aint that fly you aint my Jones
Stop and listen, no front-hugs and no kissin’
I ain’t that scared to call yo momma, you’ll be ridin’ home in a coma
I got my crew, you aint got nothin’
Follow these rules, ‘cos we aint bluffin’
You aint no Rabbi, you aint no Priest
So rise up off me, like the shoulder with no geese
Don’t use that front-hug boy, that messes hardcore
That’s inappropriate you back up off her ‘cos we
Wanna keep our mind pure, wanna keep away from sin
That means it’s you too girl, only one arm around him
Repeat chorus
We be walkin’ like, we be talkin’ like
We be side-huggin’, every day and night
It’s how we do, boo, this ain’t no club
So don’t be hatin’ know me, when I show no love
We livin’ holy, it aint no thing
So put your hand in the air, and let that shoulder hang
I’m goin’ global, ‘cos you don’t know me
I’m buyin’ babies, like Angelina Jolie
So quit that huggin’, and slow down mama
And hit my fist, like President Obama
Democratic shift in the congress
Democratic shift in the congress
Democratic shift in the congress
OHHHHHHH!!
Repeat chorus
I’m a married man; you know I can both hands
Front-hug all day long, with no other demands
But as for all of you, until you say “I do”
No front-huggin or PDA, or your EG time is through but
Some of y’all is slick, tryin’ to pull this trick
Your hug starts from the side but, soon it turns the chick
So if you end up here, then go ahead and scream it
When I hug people, I leave room for the Holy Spirit
If a girl walks up, with her arms spread wide
And she’s front-hug down, with that look in her eye
You better turn to the side, pat her on the back
Jesus never hugged anybody like that
Repeat chorus
hi vickie!