Christian Pseudo-Gangsters Advocate the Sinless Hug

The phenomenon of the culturally relevant Christian musical performance group has reached a new high.

Californian ministry “The Fathers House” have put on a gangster-rap style performance, advocating the “Christian Side-Hug”, which avoids the sinful “Front-Hug”.

Is there an inconsistancy in promoting a type of hug that avoids sin, while being dressed up as gangsters -  associated with violence and agression?  Judge for yourself.

The video follows.  I tried to find the lyrics but couldn’t, so I have extracted them myself, purely for my own education.  They are below the video.  I’m not sure if they are all right, I welcome any  corrections.

Enjoy while you can because I think the police are after them and they might be shot …

CHRISTIAN SIDE-HUG LYRICS

Gimme that Christian side-hug, that Christian side-hug

Gimme that Christian side-hug, that Christian side-hug

I’m a rough-rider, filled up with Christ’s love

Gimme that Christian side-hug, that Christian side-hug

The are the easy rules so, pay attention its essential

This aint no front-hug zone, you aint that fly you aint my Jones

Stop and listen, no front-hugs and no kissin’

I ain’t that scared to call yo momma, you’ll be ridin’ home in a coma

I got my crew, you aint got nothin’

Follow these rules, ‘cos we aint bluffin’

You aint no Rabbi, you aint no Priest

So rise up off me, like the shoulder with no geese

Don’t use that front-hug boy, that messes hardcore

That’s inappropriate you back up off her ‘cos we

Wanna keep our mind pure, wanna keep away from sin

That means it’s you too girl, only one arm around him

Repeat chorus

We be walkin’ like, we be talkin’ like

We be side-huggin’, every day and night

It’s how we do, boo, this ain’t no club

So don’t be hatin’ know me, when I show no love

We livin’ holy, it aint no thing

So put your hand in the air, and let that shoulder hang

I’m goin’ global, ‘cos you don’t know me

I’m buyin’ babies, like Angelina Jolie

So quit that huggin’, and slow down mama

And hit my fist, like President Obama

Democratic shift in the congress

Democratic shift in the congress

Democratic shift in the congress

OHHHHHHH!!

Repeat chorus

I’m a married man; you know I can both hands

Front-hug all day long, with no other demands

But as for all of you, until you say “I do”

No front-huggin or PDA, or your EG time is through but

Some of y’all is slick, tryin’ to pull this trick

Your hug starts from the side but, soon it turns the chick

So if you end up here, then go ahead and scream it

When I hug people, I leave room for the Holy Spirit

If a girl walks up, with her arms spread wide

And she’s front-hug down, with that look in her eye

You better turn to the side, pat her on the back

Jesus never hugged anybody like that

Repeat chorus